A PROMISING sexual encounter between a man and two women has turned into a logistical nightmare.
Although Stephen Malley, 25, has spent his entire adult life fantasising about a threesome, he soon realised that his plan was woefully inadequate.
Malley said: “Very quickly my sexual excitement was replaced by a sudden realisation that I had no overall strategy and unless we established some basic criteria the whole thing would collapse in a messy heap.
“I now wish all those hours I wiled away imagining this situation had been spent drawing up a watertight schedule, or at least some sort of to-do list.”
Partner Emma Bradford said: “Stephen insisted we all get a pen and paper and write down the sexual acts we were hoping to experience, with whom and in which order. He was clearly very anxious.
“When he opened up an Excel spreadsheet the whole thing lost its spontaneity and we decided to watch television, as a group, instead.”
