'Time traveller' actually just a twat

11-04-14

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A MAN who looks like he travelled here in a brass time machine actually works in marketing, it has been confirmed.

34-year-old Tom Booker’s handlebar moustache and bygone era clothing convinced onlookers that he was a trans-dimensional voyager from the past who had recently been chased by morlocks.

However Booker said: “This is just how I like to dress, but people keep asking me what it was like living in England at the height of its imperial power and whether I left a sweetheart behind.

“Why can’t they just fucking leave me alone?

“Well not totally leave me alone. I do want to attraction attention. Just in a different way.”

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