A THEME park inspired by the graphic cruelty of 'torture porn' horror films is too mild for most British children, it was claimed yesterday.
Death Factory, a mildewy warehouse near Telford with super-realistic, interactive torture arenas policed by large, mallet-wielding inbreds in bloodstained leather aprons, has already caused many under-15s to react with weary indifference.
Eleven year-old Kyle Stephenson said: "There's a bit where someone gets their arm cut off by a deformed hillbilly with a rusty scalpel. You would expect them to be made to eat it, or beaten with it until their brains come out.
"But no, they just sit there haemorrhaging until they die. Death Factory is gay times infinity."
He added: "Nathan Muir in 4C has got a DVD of some drug dealers in a hot country being executed with machine guns. It's quite good, although it's still essentially boring.'
"Although I don't know how to spell it, the word for what I am is 'desensitised'."
Muir added: "Death Factory has minimal eyeball-gouging and they don't even have anyone eating their own insides. Basically, massive fail.
"I have already downloaded and watched the next 26 Saw and Hostel films, partly in the hope that it might somehow result in my parents going to prison so I can sit at home eating crisps until I puke.
"I've watched so much extreme violence that technically I should be a serial killer by now. But actually, I'm just quite annoying."
