Twitter abusers' mums urged to throw them out

07-08-13

THE mothers of men behind Twitter rape threats are being urged to boot them out of the parental homes where they inevitably live.

It's a big, scary world out there

It’s a big, scary world out there

Helen Archer reached the end of her tether after catching her ageing live-at-home son bombarding female journalists with grotesque sexual advances.

She said: “My son Stephen is 44, but I still cook his tea and wash his pants.

“I thought he was spending all day in his room writing job applications. watching his favourite programme Babylon 5 or at least playing computer games.

“Turns out he was threatening to molest women and campaigning to get a ‘famous rapist’ in the £50 note.

“Well I’m a woman too, I wash his sheets and buy him the expensive ‘Country Crisp’ cereal he likes, and he can bugger off out of this house.

“It’s for his own good really.”

44-year-old Stephen Malley said: “I just desperately want a girlfriend and now I realise that obsessing about sexual violence on a public forum is the wrong way to get a nice lady’s attention.

“Instead I shall try going outside in daylight hours, and get an actual job instead of just selling the odd action figure on Ebay.”

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