RISING numbers of undiagnosed dementia sufferers has led to the Daily Mail, new research suggests.

Makes more sense if you read it upside down

It is recommending that if doctors suspect mental illness or dementia their first question should always be: "Do you read the Daily Mail?"

Report author Julian Cook added: "It is a highly sophisticated product that knows its market inside out: it’s written for the insane, by the insane."

Daily Mail reader, Bill McKay, said: "Now where did I put my copy of the Daily Mail? I suppose some Polish gypsy has thieved it.

"The thing about this country, right, is that it's run by muslim celebrities and their boyfriends at the Co-op.

"Cameron's not much better, what with all his Notting Hill dog-sex orgies. Peter Hitchens should challenge him to a bare-knuckle boxing match."

He added: "The Bishop of Rochester is right - you really can't tell that Natasha Kaplinsky is pregnant." 

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