The Daily Mash - WE'RE TREATED WORSE THAN NIG-NOGS, SAY WHITE WORKING CLASS

WE'RE TREATED WORSE THAN NIG-NOGS, SAY WHITE WORKING CLASS

06-03-08

THE white working class is treated with less respect in its own country than them darkies or coons, leading poor people said last night.

Multi-culturalism was first explored in the 1970s sitcom 'Oh No, There's A Darkie Next Door'

Roy Hobbs, of Peckham, South London, admitted many Pakis did work hard in their shops but said it was still not right that they were allowed to marry their own daughters.

Unemployed Hobbs, 48, asked what was the point of fighting two world wars against Europe if we were just going to hand over the country to the Polacks and those thieving, gypsy bastards from Romania.

He added: "Don't get me wrong, my best friend Chalky is a coon. Great bloke, lovely smile, you can see him coming a mile off. Never sold drugs or pimped in his life.

"Yes, he's black as the ace of spades, yes his granddad was born in Jamaica and only moved here in the Fifties, but you would never know Chalky wasn't English, he's a proper gent.

"But if I wanted to be a second class citizen in a country full of rag-heads I would move to the jungle, wouldn't I?"

He added: "We're voiceless we is. Our only newspapers is mass circulation tabloids like the Sun and the News of World. Try getting the Daily Mail to write about immigrants. Fat chance.

"And there's nothing for us on the telly, apart from everything on BBC1, ITV and Sky. It's high time the BBC made a season of shows drawing attention to the colour of my skin."

However, Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said the reason the white working class were treated badly was because they were "absolutely ghastly".

He said: "I don't mind them emptying the septic tank at my cottage in Devon, but other than that I want nothing to do with them. I deplore their ignorance and their prejudice against black people or foreigners.

"What none of them seem to realise is that the modern NHS, and indeed our entire economy, would grind to a halt if it wasn't for thousands of hard working darkies."