A RE-OPENED theme park is promising visitors a wondrous and deeply unsettling experience.
Weird Dreamland, in Margate, offers a series of rides and amusements that will ‘penetrate your psyche and drag your subconscious kicking and screaming into the light’.
A spokesman said: “You can ride the rollercoaster shaped like your English teacher, visit the hall of mirrors that make you look like an angry spider, or just stand next to the massive, white tree that knows what you’re thinking.”
Seventy-eight year-old Margate resident Eleanor Gerving, said: “I used to go to Weird Dreamland back in the late Fifties.
“Weirdness was much weirder back then and I would always come home and sit in the cupboard under the stairs, feeling very unusual. During the summer holidays I would go every day for a fortnight.
“But I wouldn’t recommend that because it will fuck you up.”
