A WOMAN who claimed to take a controversial position to stimulate debate is actually just annoying, it has been confirmed.
Carolyn Ryan interrupted a conversation with workmates talking about Donald Trump to tell them she thought the world could benefit from a strong authoritarian influence in such dangerous times.
Ryan’s colleague Nikki Hollis said: “We all looked at her like she was mental but Carolyn said we were seeing the world through an immature liberal bias and that it was a shame Hitler wasn’t around to help.
“It all got quite aggressive and Jenny from sales called her a Nazi, but then Carolyn said ‘Relax guys. I don’t really think that, I’m just playing devil’s advocate’, and sauntered off.
“It’s like when she asked us if we were sure Finland really existed. Once she asked me if I’d considered, just for the sake of argument, whether the reason my garden floods every year isn’t due to climate change but actually because god hates me for being a lesbian.”
Ryan said: “I don’t even know what an advocate is. I just like being a prick.”
