Women Still Paid Less For Having Nice Tits And A Great Arse
THE pay gap between men and tasty birds who have nice little arses and a smashing set of knockers shows no signs of closing, according to new research.
Women are just as capable as men. And they have lovely titties.
The Fair Britain study found that men were still paid more on average than women even though a record number of women are wearing those tight woollen tops that show a healthy amount of cleavage and really accentuate their pert nipples.
Trevor Phillips, chairman of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, said: “It is distressing that in the early 21st Century women who bend over a lot or who put their leg up on their desk to straighten their stockings are still forced to work for less. Especially the ones that bend over. They’re the best ones.
“They’re like ‘Oooh Trevor, I’ve dropped my pen’ and then they take ages to pick it up and then when they do they suck it really slowly to make sure it still works.
“They should get twice as much money as everyone else in the world.”
Bill McKay, chief executive of recruitment agency Humans4Sale, said: “It is incredible that in an age where those micro-hotpants that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination are commonplace, that the bottom that goes inside them is somehow worth less to an employer than my bottom.
“Don’t get me wrong, my bottom’s not bad, but it’s not going to keep you awake at night.”
He added: “I can only imagine that women are worth less in the workplace because, you know, they’re all out of their fucking minds.
“And then there’s all the periods and their incessant, bullshit chatter about the utter rubbish they’ve read in some fucking magazine or watched on Living fucking TV, or that they generally have the attention span of an idiot goldfish that’s just got Sky+ despite the fact that they are being paid good money to pick up pens and try on hotpants.
“Apart from that I haven’t the faintest idea.”
