Zoo to build nightclub for gay animals
A CANADIAN zoo has announced plans to construct a specialist nightclub for its homosexual animals.
The zoo, which is home to a male penguin couple and a bi-curious anteater, has begun construction work on a multi-species gay animal nightspot called AnimXS.
Head homosexual animal keeper Stephen Malley said: “It can be hard for gay animals to express themselves within the hetero-centric confines of the conventional cage or tank.
“AnimXS is a modernist three-floor structure where like-minded animals can meet, hang out and party to throbbing hard house.
“For creatures who want to further explore gay subculture, we have specially-fitted denim and leather wear. Komodo dragons look great in biker caps.
“Interested animals will be given a special key allowing them to escape their enclosure, dance through the night and then get home at dawn, without their social group being any the wiser.”
Homosexual wolf Denys Finch-Hatton said: “The lupine community is traditionally very masculine. It’s all about fighting, mounting bitches and gnawing on bones.
“And while I think this is a step in the right direction, I worry that AnimXS will perpetuate the stereotype of gay animals as being debauched night crawlers.
“For example I don’t think there should be something called a ‘fuck room’. And I certainly don’t think the public should be able to pay a pound to look through its thickened glass windows.”