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AL QAEDA TO FIRE FAT GUY AT CANARY WHARF |
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15-08-08 |
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THE only thing more dangerous to the UK than terrorism and obesity is a combination of the two, experts said last night.
 How it would work
David Hunter, professor of public health at Durham University, said: "For years I have been warning that great, wobbling fatness is the gravest threat to our national security.
"And I have warned of the potential catastrophe if Al Qaeda were ever to get hold of a fat person. Well, now they have."
He added: "You all said I was an attention seeking twat who was talking out of his arse.
"Well, let's see how clever you are when there's 22 stone of human cannonball hurtling towards your office window.
"The last thing you'll see, before you're flattened into oblivion, is his big, fat face shouting 'allahu akbar'."
Whitehall sources said plans were in place to combat the threat, including the 'last resort' of shooting down a fat guy over a built up area.
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