Controlled Explosions Linked To Insurance Scam
DOZENS of cars blown-up across the UK in the wake of the failed terror attacks are part of an elaborate insurance scam, the Daily Mash has learned.
Can't shift your old Saab? Ka-boom!
Car owners, unable to sell their old vehicles, are paying up to £50 to have them destroyed in controlled explosions.
The owners then claim the write-off value of the car from their insurance companies who agree to pay-out because the car has been blown-up.
Wayne Hayes, an insurance expert, said: "Why pay £20 to have it stolen by some bobble-head drug addict who'll then make an arse of it?
"Pay a little bit more and the car will be totally fucked-up by professionals with absolutely impeccable credentials.
"Insurance companies are hardly likely to start poking their noses in at a time like this. It would be unpatriotic."
One explosives official said: "With rising interest rates, the odd cash-in-hand job is very welcome.
"If blowing up a Saab 900 means a nice pair of shoes for my Angela, then I'm happy to oblige.
"And as insurance companies are all complete shits, it's a victimless crime."
