War

Column of light is beacon for alien invaders

THE London art installation commemorating the First World War is being used as a beacon by an approaching alien armada.

Humanity marks WW1 anniversary with wars

MANKIND has commemorated World War One with armed conflicts around the planet.

Israel offers eight-second ceasefire

ISRAEL has reached out to Palestinians with the offer of a ceasefire lasting almost nine seconds.

Daily Mail rates the outfits of Gaza Strip refugees

BRITAIN’S leading 1950s newspaper has provided a fashion rundown of female Palestinians fleeing airstrikes.

Commonwealth Games uniform designed to trigger war

SCOTLAND'S official uniform for the Commonwealth Games is intended to start a war with England.

Queen destroys aircraft carrier

THE Queen has destroyed Britain’s newest aircraft carrier after hitting it with a bottle of whisky.

Thousands dead in Bannockburn re-enactment

OVER 5,000 people have been killed in a field in a faithful re-enactment of the Battle of Bannockburn.

Government unveils confidence-boosting invasion of Andorra

THE government is planing to invade the tiny nation of Andorra to rebuild national pride.