AGGRESSIVE swans like those terrorising tourists on the river Cam are to replace Britain’s nuclear arsenal.
THE London art installation commemorating the First World War is being used as a beacon by an approaching alien armada.
MANKIND has commemorated World War One with armed conflicts around the planet.
ISRAEL has reached out to Palestinians with the offer of a ceasefire lasting almost nine seconds.
BRITAIN’S leading 1950s newspaper has provided a fashion rundown of female Palestinians fleeing airstrikes.
SCOTLAND'S official uniform for the Commonwealth Games is intended to start a war with England.
THE Queen has destroyed Britain’s newest aircraft carrier after hitting it with a bottle of whisky.
OVER 5,000 people have been killed in a field in a faithful re-enactment of the Battle of Bannockburn.