The makers of Angry Birds have admitted that the game is a virtual training camp for militant Islam.
A SOLDIER who has been fighting the war on drugs for more than 20 years has finally emerged from a big jungle full of bullshit.
LOCKHEED is to build a hypersonic robot spy plane based on the drawings of eight-year-old Kyle Stephenson.
PAUL Dacre and Alan Rusbridger are to have a fight in the street at 6pm this evening.
NORTHERN Ireland's protestants are yet again commemorating a 17th Century battle by poncing around in their bowler hats.
SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.
JIHADISTS said the idea of a woman being in charge of young males in uniform was driving them crazy.
HORSES are now at war with humans.