War

Libyans to hunt down Back to the Future Libyans

"They are driving around Hill Valley like a bunch of maniacs."

We kind of assumed you wanted to kill us, army tells Taleban

BRITISH troops have assured the Taleban that the intention to kill them has been perfectly clear for a while.

Harry targeted by Taleban hen parties

PRINCE Harry will be a target for crazy Taleban good-time girls, experts have warned.

MoD unveils surface-to-air cockneys

COCKNEYS will be launched from the top of a tower block if someone attacks the Olympics, it has been confirmed.

Cameron to invade Isle of Wight

DAVID Cameron has drawn up secret plans to boost his popularity with an island-based war.

Predator drone visiting Afghan families on condolence mission

AFGHANS who lost family to a psychotic US soldier are being visited by a Predator drone programmed to comfort the bereaved.

Cameron Iran speech 'lip-synced' to video of Blair on Iraq

DAVID Cameron mimed a speech on Iran to the audio of an old Tony Blair speech on the need to invade Iraq.