PAUL Dacre and Alan Rusbridger are to have a fight in the street at 6pm this evening.
NORTHERN Ireland's protestants are yet again commemorating a 17th Century battle by poncing around in their bowler hats.
SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.
JIHADISTS said the idea of a woman being in charge of young males in uniform was driving them crazy.
HORSES are now at war with humans.
A MASSIVE helicopter armed with machine guns, missiles and rocket launchers has been used to kill people, it has emerged.