HORSES are now at war with humans.
A MASSIVE helicopter armed with machine guns, missiles and rocket launchers has been used to kill people, it has emerged.
THE Nobel Peace Prize has caused stroke-inducing rage from people who are an absolute joy to watch when they are angry.
"They are driving around Hill Valley like a bunch of maniacs."
BRITISH troops have assured the Taleban that the intention to kill them has been perfectly clear for a while.