DAVID Cameron mimed a speech on Iran to the audio of an old Tony Blair speech on the need to invade Iraq.
RADICAL Islamic cleric Abu Qatada is to overhaul British Islamo-fascism after being named as the country's first jihad 'tsar'.
GOOGLE has kicked the Queen squarely in the teeth, it has been confirmed.
A PLOT to blow up the London Stock Exchange suggests that Islamic terrorists now want to do us a favour, it has emerged.
CHIEF Daily Mail space creature Paul Dacre has mind-merged with his martian leader to report that Earth is almost ready for invasion.
AMERICA'S withdrawal from Iraq will be marked by a special civil war as soon as the last helicopter leaves.
A 26 YEAR-old man has been accused of plotting to blow up parliament using toy racing cars.
PEOPLE like your crazy neighbour with all the replica weapons are to be
allowed into the army as part of a cost-cutting initiative, it has