Man welcomes feedback as long as it's excellent

19-01-18

A MAN has confirmed that he welcomes feedback as long as it is always brilliant.

Tom Logan, who works in marketing, said that constructive criticism was not only ‘cruel’ but made no sense, adding: “If it’s criticism, how can it be constructive?”

Laura Bryant, a colleague of Logan’s, said: “Tom’s always seemed open to collaborating, so I was really surprised when I made some suggestions as to how he could improve a bit of writing, and he called me a ‘stuck-up bitch’ stormed out of the office.

“All I did was point out a missing comma.”

Logan then reported Bryant to HR for ‘being mean’ to him, then took the rest of the afternoon off because he ‘needed some time to himself’.

He explained: “I thought I’d made it clear in my interview that I need someone to tell me I’m a hero every five minutes or I will take my talent elsewhere.”

Logan was later called to an HR meeting to discuss his attitude, but after realising the feedback was not excellent, threatened to ruin the lives of everyone in the room.

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