Columnists

Guest blog: Colin Firth

Well, all I can say is 'gosh'. Well, I would probably say that if I was being interviewed by one of those dreadful LA queers who front those piss-poor Hollywood entertainment channels.

One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

It makes me gag when I see celebrities getting on the news because of their latest booze-fuelled fixed penalty or suicide.

Guest blog: Bono

That's what I do, I solve problems - be it making sure we've got the top three floors of the Four Seasons Hotel or ending the war in Darfur with the power of my eyes.

Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

Imagine you could have the eyes of a chameleon grafted onto your face and were able to swivel them independently of each other.

Power-thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

If you're freaking out because you've stolen some electrical goods from a shop, ruined a family event by taking too much cocaine or uploaded some naked pictures of your cheating ex-wife to the internet, don't feel bad.

Is lovely Liz becoming just another thumbnail on the Daily Mail website?

IT'S Friday night and I am in a bar not far from Liz Jones's house near Taunton.

Guest blog: David Beckham

I miss sandwich spread sandwiches on medium white sliced bread with margarine, not butter - I don't like butter, because it's too salty and I don't like salty things.

Power-thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

EVER seen a happy person get cancer? Exactly. Illness cannot exist in a human that is thinking happy thoughts. It's important to constantly think positively or you could find yourself with a disease on your hands.