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Stephen Hawking: Why I refused to DJ in Tel Aviv

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:05:42 +0000

I must admit being flattered when I was asked to spin in Tel Aviv last weekend.

Mrs Phillips in room seven

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:48:22 +0000

Oh my, would you look at this. BBC2, nine o’clock, ‘The Fisters’.

Chris Huhne’s top movies for a prison night in

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:07:04 +0000

I'd close my eyes and I was in my Mig 28, with bogeys on my tail.

Google’s vision of the future

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:13:21 +0000

Chillax guys, we’re going to be super cool with the incredible power we’ll wield over the entire world.

Justin Bieber’s top 5 Euro-babes

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:02:11 +0000

Joan of Arc liked to dress up in dude's clothes to cover her super sexy curves.

Michael Knight’s search for freedom

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:23:37 +0000

That song challenged my artistic process like nothing else before or since.

Richard and Judy’s space-relationship tips

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 10:14:48 +0000

ADVICE for the middle-aged couple undertaking a manned mission to Mars, with Richard and Judy.

Taylor Swift’s London blog

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 10:49:53 +0000

It's so beautiful that Nelson can kiss a dude.

Richard III’s beauty blog

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 10:37:21 +0000

It doesn't matter if you're the King of York or Lancaster - just as long as you're the King of You.

Jodie Foster’s intensely private HMV memories

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 10:40:38 +0000

Mel, you with me? Remember the twelve inch? I think you do. We don't need another hero, is all I'm sayin', Mel. That was a bit of code between me and Mel, there.

Gerard Depardieu’s green card

Thu, 10 Jan 2013 11:11:33 +0000

After safely reaching port, we'll move into the Kremlin and dine on black caviar until we all get diarrhoea and have to lie down. Bon vivant!

Brad Pitt’s Twelve Days of Christmas

Fri, 21 Dec 2012 10:39:56 +0000

I've wet myself. Inevitable.

Andrew Marr’s History of Gay Tory Witch Hunts

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 10:51:00 +0000

Benjamin Disraeli would become the first name in Philip Schofield's list of gay Tory witches.

SamCam’s Halloween fashion tips

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:20:01 +0000

It’s Halloween again and time to think about making a statement with your costume. Us art school gals know it’s crucial to be a bit controversial. Many will be pushing the envelope this year with an edgy Jimmy Savile get up. If recent parliamentary Halloween balls are anything to go by, I know Hague will [...]

(Black) cat’s entertainment

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:20:08 +0000

A Halloween-themed cinema review by a cat.

Guest Blog: Nigella Lawson

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 10:40:04 +0000

When you've a diet that as rich and varied as mine, the bathroom can become a seething, nightmarish jungle of microscopic ghouls.

Guest Blog: Frank Gallagher

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:37:39 +0000

There were revolting cheese footballs, disgusting party food from Iceland as well as several Sarah Lee gateaux. It all tasted utterly dreadful, but we had so much fun.

He wasn’t really a burglar, but I’m glad I killed him anyway

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 09:55:18 +0000

IT was three o’clock in the morning when I heard the ominous creak of my feet on the bedroom floor.

Guest blog: Daniel Craig

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 09:33:50 +0000

I owe everything to a technique I refer to as "the secret bender".

We’ve seen quite enough Middleton flesh oozing from the armpits of a £35 shift dress

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 09:35:27 +0000

I think can speak for everyone when I say "Kate, we are all sick of your skin."