IT'S Friday night and I am in a bar not far from Liz Jones's house near Taunton.
I miss sandwich spread sandwiches on medium white sliced bread with margarine, not butter - I don't like butter, because it's too salty and I don't like salty things.
EVER seen a happy person get cancer? Exactly. Illness cannot exist in a
human that is thinking happy thoughts. It's important to constantly
think positively or you could find yourself with a disease on your
I'VE been receiving a lot of emails recently from fans asking what my
Christmas day is going to be like. The truth is, it's going to be in the
top seven percent of Christmases globally.
OF course it's super that Julian Assange has felt the long arm of the law this week and now knows that when it comes to sex, you have to just say no. But what is his crime, really?
YOUR current reality or your current life is as you created it. If you
havenâ€™t found your soulmate, or you wish you had a better one, you're
the one to blame. Like me, you can have the finest and most elegant
soulmate this planet has to offer.
I was late getting up for breakfast this morning, although Dad never told me off because he wasn't feeling very well. "Dad, why are you still wearing the same smelly clothes you went out in last night?"
I was literally paralysed with grief when I learned that my comedy hero Leslie Neilson had passed on. So it was all I could do to leap off my bicycle before I did some serious damage and board a flight for NYC - birthplace of comedy and Richard Dreyfuss.