Opinion
One Woman's Week: If You're Thinkin' About My Baby...
By Karen Fenessey
YET another day passes where I must bite the tears and press on in this terrible world where there is no Michael. His message to the world 'It don't matter if you're black or white' has never been so relevant – especially as I recently learned from the BBC series The Incredible Human Journey: Out of Africa that in fact all humans are black, regardless of the colour of their skin.
My Big Gap Year: Pope And Glory
With Poppy Spalding
WEDNESDAY: ROME
This week finds me in the former lava-loving, viaduct-building world dominator: Roma, Italia! It's always been my dream to come to Rome so I can see if all the roads really do lead here. I now fully understand how they do as there are just so many roads, and they literally lead in hundreds of directions.
One Woman's Week: Getting My Scapegoat
By Karen Fenessey
WHEN I was a younger woman, I flirted with the idea of getting into politics because of my diplomatic skills, impeccably high moral standards and vocabulary consisting of roughly a million words. This is why I cannot fathom how recent events have come to decimate our once so fabulous government.
Dream Doctor Toby: The Mystery Of The Dolphins...
Dear Doctor Toby,
I am in the ocean, it is sunny and warm and peaceful. I feel safe and relaxed for the first time in ages. Then a dolphin comes to see me. He is happy, and this makes me happy. And then his dolphin friends come and see me too and they form a circle around me, just below the water...
My Big Gap Year: Walk Like A Reincarnated Egyptian
Dispatches from Poppy Spalding
I've always believed I am the reincarnation of the lush, gold-plated boy king, Tutankhamun. That is why it was imperative that I returned to my old stomping ground of ancient Egypt to check out my pyramids and cop some rays.
One Woman's Week: I-D-I!
By Karen Fenessey
WHAT would you do if your parents knew exactly what your willy or vagina looked like?
My Big Gap Year: Arabian Tights
Dispatches from Poppy Spalding
Tuesday: Dubai
DUBAI, Dubai - so good they named it twice. I've never seen so much money crammed into one space - even the eye spaces in the ladies' veils are filled in with diamonds. It's the sort of place where everyone's dreams really can come true - as long as your dream isn't to have a noisy shag on a beach.
Dream Doctor Toby: He Interprets Your Dreams
Case no. 2: Charles and the Juggernaut
Dear Dr Toby