Opinion

Cat's entertainment, with tabby Martin Harper

A feline perspective on the latest cinema releases.

Dermot Jaye's Self-Pleasure Island Disks

MUSIC is the soundtrack to our lives - dancing, drinking, networking at exclusive members-only events and, perhaps most importantly, masturbating.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

My neighbours are an even bigger shower of cretinous bastards than I thought.

One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

It was the most embarrassing moment of Rebekah Brook's life: appearing at the Leveson inquiry dressed like she was off to a Dido concert.

The perfect mentally-unhinged macaron recipe

HOW to make macarons while struggling with your legion of inner demons.

Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

In the end, it didn't matter how valuable an asset Ötzi was in the sky or on a beach volleyball team, he simply had to die.

One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

Sacrificial bees, oily cougars from Shropshire and bundles of soiled towels are all part of Kate's life now she's married royalty.

Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

I'm a man of science and couldn't help noting some subtle anomalies. His thumbs were double their original size and his testicles were on the wrong side of his trousers.