Opinion

Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

With Mel’s advancing years and poor diet, he’s probably more familiar with asteroids' grizzlier cousin, hemorrhoids.

One survivor's week, with Karen Fenessey

It's no secret that some of the things I write make pretty difficult reading. But this one has literally killed me. Costa Concordia 2012 – I was there.

Stylish Masturbator, with Dermot Jaye

'Hey Dermot, is that you in there, masturbating?'

Julian Cook's science laboratory

It is almost like the seabed is Albert Square, the Queen Vic is its super-heated, noxious spewing hole and the community of gruesome, spineless jokes-of-nature are the cast of Eastenders.

One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

Do they know it’s Christmas time at all? That's the question I like to ask of Great Britain’s turkey population at this time of year. Sadly, the answer is usually ‘yes’.

Stylish Masturbator, with Dermot Jaye

The modern world has forgotten that masturbation can be an aspirational activity.

Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

I'd like to say I understand your problems but I'm in Thailand with my wife Pae Pwang-O'Connor maxing, relaxing and watching her play tennis in a bikini and heels.

Julian Cook's science laboratory

I understand their pain better than most having recently watched the 28 Days Later actor, Cillian Murphy, talking about his latest sci-fi smash, In Time, in which he co-stars with the vital young rapper, Justin Timberlake.