"Morris, I don't see what me looking a bit like Louis Walsh has to do with buying your patio sets."
Thank God we have Julian Fellowes to set things right again. What is wrong with our country when bovine dolts lunch with the queen but someone of Julian's stature can't even have his wife knighted?
Laser Spouse is a new concept in Laser Tag. Couples are given the opportunity to resolve their relationship issues in a darkened warehouse filled with fog and heart pumping music.
Like Usain Bolt, supersymmetry is a stunning example of complex physics that makes us all positively cry out with happiness when it appears before us on Sunday daytime programming.
I'm big pals with Patrick Mower - we goes back a long way to the days when I was managing Bournemouth and running me A2B2C mini cab business out of Southend.
STICKS and stones may break their bones but names, long-term harassment and fits of yelling are just some of the techniques you can use to break employees down mentally.
The public clearly don't trust Mr Cameron, which seems crazy to me. The man exudes CEO.
LIKE you, I am appalled by London’s recent events. But it was only after
reading Russell Brand's hauntingly beautiful poem about the riots that I
realised one woman is not an island.