'He carried a gift bag which was larger than a toddler but smaller than a car, so naturally I was thrilled. I tore it open and froze. It was a harpoon.'
Motivational speeches are one of the cheapest and most effective ways of getting people to do what you want.
You may think that one particle accelerator is the same as any other – indeed that’s what Demi Moore tells herself every day via Twitter. However, like her, you’d be deluding yourself.
How many European Cups has Mark Thompson won? How many League titles has 5Live disc jockey, Nicky Campbell secured?
"Morris, I don't see what me looking a bit like Louis Walsh has to do with buying your patio sets."
Thank God we have Julian Fellowes to set things right again. What is wrong with our country when bovine dolts lunch with the queen but someone of Julian's stature can't even have his wife knighted?
Laser Spouse is a new concept in Laser Tag. Couples are given the opportunity to resolve their relationship issues in a darkened warehouse filled with fog and heart pumping music.
Like Usain Bolt, supersymmetry is a stunning example of complex physics that makes us all positively cry out with happiness when it appears before us on Sunday daytime programming.