Opinion
Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor
'Good morning handsome, you giant mountain of sexual satisfaction, supported by two thighs so muscular in nature they could be mistaken for those of an elk'.
Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory
The problem with asteroids and Ms Katona is that both can be elusive.
My Wimbledon: Cliff Richard
Wimbledon has got to be my favourite place in the whole, wide world, even if it isn't a tax haven.
Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor
I can't imagine any animal that wouldn't grow to its maximum size under Andy Murray's firm guidance.
Desert Island Discs: The Duke of Edinburgh
My book would be No One Here Gets Out Alive, the biography of Jim Morrison.
One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey
Despite what the sluts say, most men are not that stupid.
Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor
Your close circle of friends reflects on you as a person so it's needs to look and smell excellent.
Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory
You see, you can think of the smallpox virus like John Travolta.