THAT Andrea Leadsom, who wants to be prime minister, sounds like a total pain in the arse, it has been agreed.
A LABOUR supporter now regards everything that makes Jeremy Corbyn stand out from other politicians as unspeakably stupid.
DAVID Cameron only moved off his sofa yesterday to go to the fridge, he confirmed.
A VOTER who would in theory cheer on a female prime minister would prefer one who did not hate us.
MICHAEL Gove is to stand as Tory leader on the basis that he will betray absolutely anyone without a second’s hesitation.
JEREMY Corbyn has admitted he does not understand why everyone is suddenly resigning just because they are hopelessly incompetent.
GEORGE Osborne is being turned into Rowan Atkinson by the stress of Brexit, it has been confirmed.
MILLIONS of Britons are furious that they were allowed to vote on leaving the EU, they have announced.