Politics
Boris not liking this job anymore
DAILY Telegraph columnist Boris Johnson does not like being mayor of London anymore, it has been confirmed.
Miliband nervous breakdown starts early
ED Miliband has begun his mental collapse more than three months ahead of schedule.
Public school ponce acts pretty ballsy
DAVID Cameron showed an unexpected level of front by calling out 200,000 heavily-armed killers yesterday.
Osborne to ring-fence part of your brain
GEORGE Osborne is to ring-fence the part of your brain that does not want to spend money on loads of stuff.
Thatcher agrees to meet Palin if she can hit her with a stick
BARONESS Thatcher has agreed to meet Sarah Palin if she can whack her
with a big stick every time she says something stupid.
Cuts attacked by people who think they are a bad idea
THE debate over government cutbacks took a dramatic turn last night after they were attacked by some people who have never liked them.
MPs debate whether that Imogen is just a gold digger or what
THE House of Commons has staged a landmark debate on whether that Imogen Thomas knew what she was doing all along, so she did.
Clegg to veto punctuation in NHS reform bill
NICK Clegg restored his political authority today by threatening a revolt over the use of punctuation in the NHS reform bill.