CONSERVATIVE chairman Grant Shapps has admitted he had a second job as a vigilante delivering street justice while an MP.
ED MILIBAND'S wife is banned from the proper kitchen where he cooks flamboyant gourmet meals, it has emerged.
NIGEL Farage wants Britain to have a rolling programme of 365 laws, each in operation for one day a year.
VOTERS have advised the Conservatives that they will need more than ten minutes of free parking to win the election.
THE prime minister has said he will only participate in a TV debate if there are at least two mental participants to make him look good.
UKIP leader Nigel Farage will vet every potential immigrant to Britain, including a full medical.
THE planet has confirmed that it does not support the Greens or want them to be encouraged.
THE House of Lords is to introduce a decriminalised zone where peers can prostitute themselves without fear of arrest.