Politics

Clegg basically resigns

NICK Clegg has basically resigned from everything he does.

Britain to decide why it's shit

DAVID Cameron has pledged to settle, once and for all, the question of why Britain is so shit.

Cameron launches Little Society

DAVID Cameron has unveiled his vision for the Little Society, consisting of the residents of Chipping Norton.

Plebgate 'could go all the way to the top of nothing'

AN alleged conspiracy to unseat former chief whip Andrew Mitchell could go right to the heart of absolutely nothing, it has emerged.

Osborne to blame everything on time machine

GEORGE Osborne will today blame Britain's economic woes on a time-travelling politician from the year 2044.

Boris demands fantasy version of EU

NOVELTY mayor Boris Johnson has demanded a version of the European Union that came to him in a dream.