The Liberal Democrat party is writing a manifesto to be found on a coffee table beside its dangling corpse.
TONY Blair is off his nut, according to people who thought the invasion of Iraq was a brilliant idea.
THE prime minister has called on the people of Britain to be less reserved.
THERE has, of late, been talk that I may soon take ownership of the Conservative Party.
THE Daily Mail’s successful campaign to charge for plastic bags has confirmed that the tabloid newspaper is effectively running the country.
THE inquiry into the Iraq war will leave out parts of the transcript where Tony Blair and George W Bush were exchanging bedroom intimacies.
DAVID Cameron has used cutlery to slice a bacon roll into fine slivers.
HUGE crowds demanding the resignation of Nick Clegg have gathered in London for demonstrations being called the 'English Spring'.