DAVID Cameron is close to winning a £1 bet with Boris Johnson that he can annoy every single human.
THE government has scrapped plans to educate people aged between five and 22.
UNABLE to continue blaming the English for their misfortunes, an independent Scotland will instead hate cats.
NICK Clegg has basically resigned from everything he does.
DAVID Cameron has pledged to settle, once and for all, the question of why Britain is so shit.