BRITAIN is wondering what impact UKIP’s electoral success could possibly have on the Conservative Party.
BRITISH voters have woken up this morning mortified about what they got up to at yesterday's elections.
RIGHT-WING people are making the term ‘socialist’ into a scathing insult, it has emerged.
GOOD morning and congratulations on making the best decision of your life - you’re going to vote UKIP.
ED Miliband has confirmed his shopping bill is only £80 a week because he just eats Wagon Wheels.
FIRST-TIME buyers can now borrow unlimited money to buy a castle, George Osborne has confirmed.
THE heatwave, puppies and the poisoning of Game of Thrones tyrant Joffrey prove that austerity is working, the Tories have claimed.
DAVID Cameron has demanded 'all the jabs going' ahead of his trip to Scotland.