GEORGE Osborne has pledged to crack down on tax avoidance by pretending to be Hulk Hogan.
DAVID Cameron has outlined plans to pass the largest buck in British history.
GEORGE Osborne will next week make life at least 10 per cent better for people who have nothing to worry about.
KEN Livingstone has pledged to boost childcare for Londoners with the introduction of magic nannies.
ED Miliband's ability to be prime minster has been eaten by an alsatian.
DAVID Cameron has finally grasped the basic concept of industrial action after a gruelling 14-hour tutorial.
TUCK-LOVING Communities Secretary Eric Pickles has been severely reprimanded after unveiling yet another grub-based 'cohesion strategy'.
ANDREW Lansley is to be toured across the nation as its officially-appointed hate sponge.