THERESA May relaxed passport checks as she assumed that foreign criminals looked like enormous moustachioed sea creatures, it has emerged.
THE leaders of the G20 nations are undercover anarchists who have deliberately destroyed the West's capitalist economy, it has emerged.
TRADE Unions are to press ahead with pension strikes because the strikes
are not about pensions and never have been, it was confirmed last
VINCE Cable's failure to pay income tax on time would have destroyed any credibility he still had, it has been confirmed.
A RECORD number of Tory MPs last night said the Lib Dems are a bunch of homos.
DEFENCE secretary Liam Fox has distanced himself from controversial associate Adam Werrity by dis-inviting him to his upcoming birthday party at Nando's in Chiswick, it has emerged.
AS defence secretary Liam Fox faced fresh accusations of helping a friend's business interests, the Sun has demanded to know if he does gay sex.
LIAM Fox has apologised for putting his best friend in charge of the Royal Air Force.