Politics
Nation's Purse Strings Controlled By A Ginger
A FRESHLY terrified Britain was gaping into the abyss today as David Cameron handed control of the nation's purse strings to a ginger.
Constitutional Status Of 'Question Time' Under Threat
THE government is undermining Question Time's role at the heart of the British constitution, it was claimed last night.
Nick Griffin To Tour With Aswad
NICK Griffin is to step down as leader of the British National Party and
form a funk/reggae fusion project with
Aswad.
Skeletor Joins Labour Leadership Race
CARTOON despot Skeletor has launched his bid for the Labour leadership.
Miliband Pissed The Bed When He Was 15, Says Other Miliband
LABOUR leadership challenger Ed Miliband pissed the bed when he was 15, David Miliband said yesterday.
Morecambe And Wise To Make Everything More Expensive
BRITAIN'S favourite entertainers are to make everything you buy much more expensive before deciding whether to let you keep your house.
The Torch Has Been Passed To A New Generation Of Public School Nancy Boys
BRITAIN'S long, national nightmare was over last night as the nation
was once again placed in the safe, reliable hands of some vaguely effeminate
public school boys.
Election Finally Produces A Result
AFTER five hectic days the general election produced a result last night as the sociopath who has been dicking about with your life for the last 13 years finally got the fucking message.