Politics

Supreme Court rules Brexit to be a confusing load of bollocks that nobody understands

THE Supreme Court has ruled that Brexit is an incredibly confusing load of bollocks.

Man who can't stop talking shite clearly ideal for important negotiations

BORIS Johnson’s incessant flow of unfunny xenophobic remarks is perfect for Brexit negotiations, it has been claimed.

No, really, what's the plan, though? May asked

THERESA May has been told that yesterday's speech was great fun but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.

After Brexit we set sail for America, says May

THERESA May told Britain today that once a clean Brexit is achieved, Britain will weigh anchor and sail across the Atlantic to the New World.

Calls for May to resign after Freddos go up to 30p

CONSERVATIVE MPs are calling for Theresa May to resign after the price of a Freddo was raised to 30p despite manifesto promises.

'Maximum wage' condemned by idiots who wrongly think they will become very rich

A PROPOSED earnings cap has been condemned by idiots who somehow believe they will be hugely wealthy one day.

May must reveal Brexit plan so I can agree with it, says Corbyn

JEREMY Corbyn has demanded that the prime minister reveal details of her Brexit plan so he can offer no opposition.

Hunt suggests 'medicine banks'

JEREMY Hunt has proposed food bank-style 'medicine banks' where people can donate unwanted and possibly out-of-date medicines.