GORDON Brown has said that if he becomes head of the IMF the worst thing he would do to a hotel maid is make her incredibly bored.
DAVID Cameron has been branded as 'Flashman' by a character from a Nick Hornby novel who does not even have a name.
PRIME minister David Cameron will treat not-prime minister Nick Clegg to a slap-up two-for-one meal to mark their first anniversary.
PRIME minister David Cameron has released a photograph of the mangled remains of Nick Clegg.
MILLIONS of decent, honest Britons today face the troubling prospect of being on the same side of an argument as the Daily Mail.
SUPPORTERS of proportional representation insist they would win the upcoming referendum on vote reform if it used proportional representation.
DAVID Cameron is to halt the rise of the BNP by ensuring they have nothing to complain about.
THE European Union last night agreed a multi-billion pound bailout of Nick Clegg's storm-tossed emotions.