Politics

Cameron heckler offered Newsnight job

THE BBC has asked the Olympic volunteer who heckled David Cameron during a pre-games speech to contact them about potential work.

Government unveils plan for Muppet House of Lords

MINISTERS are pushing ahead with plans for an upper house of Parliament operated by the Jim Henson Workshop.

Queen to meet McGuinness at Rihanna video site

THE Queen is to shake hands with Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness at the place in Belfast where Rihanna's We Found Love video was filmed.

Housing benefit withdrawn from anyone with under £25 million

THE Conservative party has unveiled new plans to cut housing benefit and income support for anyone with less than £25 million in capital holdings.

G20 leaders solve world's problems in all-night tequila binge

EVERY political issue in the entire world has been sorted out during a single night of drunkenness in a Mexican cantina.

Theresa May covered in tags

SIXTEEN electronic curfew tags have been discovered on Home Secretary Theresa May's leg.

Leveson triggers Cameron's camouflage reflex

DAVID Cameron survived a day's questioning at the Leveson inquiry by turning semi-invisible, it has emerged.

Clegg orders MPs to stop reacting to stimuli

NICK Clegg has instructed Liberal Democrat MPs to no longer give any indication of noticing anything.