ED Miliband is to organise a really great anti-apartheid disco that will get everyone totally motivated.
WHEN Vince Cable bangs his little fists and stamps his little feet he is
just the cutest thing in the world, bankers said last night.
THE Labour leadership contest has been blown wide open after the shock return of Stryker, the secret Miliband brother.
FOREIGN secretary William Hague has revealed how he likes to stare at women as they strip down to their bikinis.
BRITAIN'S most lovable feud was relaunched today as the one who thinks
he is Jesus launched a scathing attack on the one who thinks he is
PRIME minister David Cameron has been receiving advice from Prince
Philip on how to talk about foreigners, it was confirmed last night.
FORMER Tory leadership contender David Davis has a photo of Nick Clegg's
head on Peter Andre's body, which he keeps stuffed down the front of
his underpants, it emerged last night.
NICK Griffin last night became the first Nazi to be told he was not welcome at Buckingham Palace since King Edward VIII in 1936.