Politics
Labour Manifesto Pledges Really Confusing Thing About Schools
LABOUR unveiled its manifesto today with a bold pledge to do something really complicated and confusing with the education system.
Tories Offer NHS Chiefs £50 To Kill Cancer Patients
NHS managers who help the Tories kill cancer patients will get £50 a corpse and a full set of gourmet saucepans.
Brown Deafened By Sound Of Collapsing Argument
GORDON Brown will once again focus Labour's election campaign on national insurance after being deafened by the collapse of his own argument.
But We Hate Ourselves, Britain Tells Brown
GORDON Brown's claim to be an ordinary, middle class Briton backfired last night as millions of ordinary middle class Britons stressed just how much they hate themselves.
Brown Asks For Five More Years Of Ed Balls
GORDON Brown kicked-off the general election campaign today by seriously expecting Britain to take another five years of Ed Balls and his ghastly, unbearable face.
Good God, This Country Is Full Of Immigrants, Says Brown
GORDON Brown last night said he was amazed to discover that Britain had quite a lot of immigrants.
If The Answer Is Vince Cable Then I'm Moving To France, Says Everyone
IF the answer to Britain's economic problems is Vince Cable then what are the schools like in the Dordogne, it was claimed last night.
Tory Tax Cut Funded By Low Income Child Auction
THE Conservatives have pledged to reverse Labour's national insurance hike by selling no more than 1.5m of Britain's least important children.