FORMER cabinet minister Chris Huhne has been forced to admit he is basically a modern day Christ.
PRESIDENT Obama has arranged for David Cameron to hold his jacket during a heated exchange on Syria with Vladimir Putin.
DAVID Cameron has been assessed as 'fit for work' despite claims of crippling back pain.
PEOPLE who Snapchat their genitals to each other while watching Hollyoaks should be allowed to vote, according to Labour.
THE coalition parties have returned £520,000 to which they had helped themselves, insisting they had honestly not realised how bad it would look.
SHADOW immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many twats have been allowed into the Labour Party.
ED Miliband is hoping to invigorate the shadow cabinet with the appointment of Marvel Comics character the Punisher.