ED Miliband has pledged that a Labour government will try really hard not to fuck everything up.
DAVID Cameron has set out the ‘Conservative dream’ of a society of hard-working drones who love television more than life itself.
ED MILIBAND’S former girlfriends are the key issue swaying floating voters in the general election. But who are the ex-lovers of this goggle-eyed North London pervert?
DAVID Cameron is finally realising he only became prime minister because Britain could not stand another second of Gordon Brown.
A MAN is opposed to the European Union because it has turned women into feminists who will not go out with him.
TONY Blair has given his unequivocal, 14 per cent backing to Ed Miliband.
DAVID Cameron has apologised after being caught on tape describing a lamb he had just fed as 'bigoted'.
VOTERS in England last night found themselves terrorised and seduced by a medium sized Scottish woman.
- Cameron reminds everyone it’s an election campaign as he unveils massive lie
- Cameron and Miliband set out horrible, soul-destroying choice
- Thomas the Tank Engine like Britain because he constantly f**ks up, says Cameron
- Salmond says SNP will win 300 seats in England
- What’s what in David Cameron’s fancy kitchen