THE Tories get all of their money from people who are not hellish keen on left-wing politics, it emerged today.
CHANCELLOR George Osborne will rethink an April fuel price rise after acknowledging its effects on his ability to live.
THE economy contracts when cold, like a scrotum, chancellor George Osborne said last night.
FORMER Number 10 press chief Andy Coulson must have known about his own resignation, the Guardian claimed today.
A POLICE protection officer has been suspended after destroying Britain's relationship with not having to look at Ed Balls.
DEPUTY prime minister Nick Clegg was last night told to stop thinking about stuff.
MANY more MPs are expected to admit fraud in a bid to get away from whining, busy-body constituents.
CHANCELLOR George Osborne is to put an end to excessive bank bonuses with an angry poem about shame.