Corbyn remembers to go back to work after Christmas

JEREMY Corbyn’s wife has reminded him he is leader of the opposition and suggested he returns to work.

Cereal boxes to run 'Brexit means...' competition

CEREAL boxes are to run a competition to finish the sentence 'Brexit means…what?', it has emerged.

May's New Year's resolution is to have one successful policy

THE prime minister has resolved that 2017 will be a year when she proposes and gets voted through Parliament a single successful policy.

May confirms Brexit is now a religious cult

BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, Theresa May has confirmed.

Right to have government read our emails cruelly snatched away by EU

THE cherished British right for government spies to have full access to our emails has been snatched away by the despotic European Court.  

Actually Europe will pay £50 billion to us, says Brexiter

A BREXIT voter has explained that actually, far from Britain owing the EU £50 billion, they will pay that exact sum to us.

Corbyn looks back on best-ever year of jam making

JEREMY Corbyn has congratulated himself on a year in which he delivered outstanding home-made preserves.

May orders large consignment of Dalmatians

A VANLOAD of Dalmatians was delivered in secret to Downing Street, it has emerged.