GEORGE Osborne has reassured Britain that the new housing boom he is trying to create will never, ever end.
GEORGE Osborne is putting off doing the Budget with a series of trivial distractions.
UK RESIDENTS are to be reclassified as snails, in a government bid to avoid the jurisdiction of the European Court of Human Rights.
THE Tories admitted there was no way they could have won the Eastleigh by-election as their opponents were either mired in scandal or completely insane.
SENIOR Liberal Democrat men are to change the way they dress and act because they have become too sexy.
DAVID Cameron is close to winning a £1 bet with Boris Johnson that he can annoy every single human.