MINISTERS are pushing ahead with plans for an upper house of Parliament operated by the Jim Henson Workshop.
THE Queen is to shake hands with Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness at the place in Belfast where Rihanna's We Found Love video was filmed.
THE Conservative party has unveiled new plans to cut housing benefit and income support for anyone with less than £25 million in capital holdings.
EVERY political issue in the entire world has been sorted out during a single night of drunkenness in a Mexican cantina.
SIXTEEN electronic curfew tags have been discovered on Home Secretary Theresa May's leg.
DAVID Cameron survived a day's questioning at the Leveson inquiry by turning semi-invisible, it has emerged.
NICK Clegg has instructed Liberal Democrat MPs to no longer give any indication of noticing anything.
EDUCATION Secretary Michael Gove's new National Curriculum is devoted to the business practices of News International.