Politics
Iain Duncan Smith to return as Secretary of State for Creeping Up Behind You
IAIN Duncan Smith is set to return to government as the Secretary of State for Creeping Up Behind You.
May orders spin doctors to develop second facet to her personality
THE new prime minister has ordered her PR team to ‘flesh out’ her character beyond stone-faced authoritarianism.
May to be safe pair of... oh she’s f**ked up already
THERESA May has promised to be a steady hand on the tiller before fucking up hugely on her first day in charge.
May 'definitely not' an evil robot made of tin
THERESA May is 'definitely not' a robot made from scrap metal by a spiteful wizard.
Angela Eagle less electable than Eddie the Eagle, finds survey
ANGELA Eagle is a less viable leader of the Labour Party than haphazard ski jumper Eddie ‘the Eagle’ Edwards, it has been confirmed.
‘You were too soft on them,’ May tells portrait of Thatcher
THERESA May has told the portrait of Margaret Thatcher that hangs in her living room that she was too kind-hearted.
Theresa May’s Vision of Britain
Economy: Get. A. Fucking. Job.
Pig’s head story ‘100 per cent true’, confirms Cameron
DAVID Cameron has admitted the story about him inserting his penis into a pig’s head is ‘completely true’.