Politics
Brexiters delighted with their childlike plans for the economy
BREXIT supporters want everyone to see the colourful drawings they have done of Britain's economic future.
Things probably shit enough to make me look okay, reckons Blair
TONY Blair believes there may be a role for him in UK politics as long as things remain shit enough to detract from his faults.
Correct deckchair placement could have saved the Titanic, says Corbyn
JEREMY Corbyn has argued that if deckchairs on the Titanic had been properly arranged it would have successfully completed its journey.
UKIP now Britain’s natural party of government
UKIP is now so pathologically f**ked up it has become Britain’s natural party of government, experts have confirmed.
I still might be shit at this, says Theresa May
THERESA May confessed to the Conservative party conference that she could well be dreadful at her job but there is only one way to find out.
Farage campaigning to rejoin EU just to be a pain in the arse
NIGEL Farage is campaigning against Brexit just to be a total pain in the arse.
Hunt to replace foreign doctors with 'the internet'
JEREMY Hunt has confirmed plans to replace foreign doctors with the internet.
Britain begins smart, logical process of teaching bloody foreigners a lesson
BRITAIN is to begin the considered and politically astute process of giving those sodding foreigners what for.