THE Labour Party has urged its vote riggers in key marginal seats to
make it look as if quite a lot of fictional people have voted Liberal
LIBERAL Democrat leader Peppa Pig has insisted she could work with Labour in a hung parliament, but not under Gordon Brown.
PRIME minister Gordon Brown is to be turned into glue, it
emerged last night.
SERIOUSLY, either stop this shit or kill us, Britain's electorate begged last night.
THE British National Party has launched a racially pure sandwich spread for people whose necks are wider than their heads.