PRIME minister David Cameron will today set out his vision of a 'wide
society' where everyone has plenty of room to move from side to side.
MICHAEL Gove has asked everyone to give him a minute while he starts
his entire political career again from scratch.
WESTMINSTER Council have successfully applied for an injunction allowing
the dismantling and removal of Boris Johnson.
The Daily Mash has crunched the numbers on yesterday's Budget to work out how it will affect your ability to buy all that stupid shit your television keeps telling you that you need.