Lib Dem whistleblower reveals Tories not huge fans of welfare state

A SENIOR Lib Dem has revealed the Tories do not like welfare spending and want to cut it.

Tax pledge part of Cameron's plan to get sent to prison

DAVID Cameron is to make tax rises illegal so he can get sent to prison and make contacts in the underworld.

Miliband at Russell Brand’s house for weekly séance

ED Miliband attends a weekly seance at the home of Russell Brand, it has emerged.

1,000 love rats back Tories in letter to Take A Break

ONE thousand of the UK's leading love cheats have urged Britain to vote Tory in a letter to Take a Break.

Boris Johnson both Tory and Labour secret weapon

THE Conservatives and Labour have unveiled Boris Johnson as their secret weapon.

Cameron admits the United Kingdom is a terrible idea

THE union between England and Scotland is stupid and wrong, David Cameron has finally admitted.

Miliband storms ahead among people who can't vote

ED Miliband has consolidated his polling lead among people who are legally children.

The Scots are the worst bastards, Cameron tells xenophobes

DAVID Cameron has urged England’s xenophobes to focus on Scottish people.