SCOTLAND'S referendum will offer the country a choice between independence or some delicious confectionery.
PRIVILEGE exists because there are people who are not privileged, it was confirmed last night.
HEALTH secretary Jeremy Hunt has developed a new technique for burying catastrophic news with disastrous opinions.
DAVID Cameron will attempt to appease Tory rebels by claiming Jimmy Savile touched him up when he was 14.
ED Miliband's demented, disfigured brother is murdering delegates at the Labour Party conference.
MINISTERS hired costly experts to develop their swearing skills, it has emerged.
MINERS, navvies, totters and wheeltappers have hit Manchester in their cloth-capped droves.
FORMER foreign secretary Jack Straw has revealed the precise extent to which he is a self-regarding, cowardly little turd.