Politics
Labour Calls For Tactical Vote-Rigging
THE Labour Party has urged its vote riggers in key marginal seats to
make it look as if quite a lot of fictional people have voted Liberal
Democrat.
Brown And Clegg In Synchronised Larry Grayson Tribute
DAVID Cameron moved a step closer to Downing Street last night after Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg's ill-judged tribute to Larry Grayson.
Tories Will Scrap Free TV Licence For Bigoted Old Hags, Says Brown
GORDON Brown today accused the Tories of planning to scrap benefits for spiteful, racist old bitches who can freeze to death for all he cares.
Peppa Pig Will Work With Labour But Not Brown
LIBERAL Democrat leader Peppa Pig has insisted she could work with Labour in a hung parliament, but not under Gordon Brown.
Brown To Be Turned Into Glue
PRIME minister Gordon Brown is to be turned into glue, it
emerged last night.
Electorate Begs For Death
SERIOUSLY, either stop this shit or kill us, Britain's electorate begged last night.
BNP Launches Aryan Spread
THE British National Party has launched a racially pure sandwich spread for people whose necks are wider than their heads.