DAVID Cameron has been assessed as 'fit for work' despite claims of crippling back pain.
PEOPLE who Snapchat their genitals to each other while watching Hollyoaks should be allowed to vote, according to Labour.
THE coalition parties have returned £520,000 to which they had helped themselves, insisting they had honestly not realised how bad it would look.
SHADOW immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many twats have been allowed into the Labour Party.
ED Miliband is hoping to invigorate the shadow cabinet with the appointment of Marvel Comics character the Punisher.
THE London Crossrail project could soon uncover the pit Boris Johnson uses to dispose of his enemies, it has been claimed.
IAIN Duncan Smith has decided to stop cocking about and just move the unemployed into special camps.