Politics

ATOS rates Cameron fit for work

DAVID Cameron has been assessed as 'fit for work' despite claims of crippling back pain.

Labour to trust in good sense and judgement of teenagers

PEOPLE who Snapchat their genitals to each other while watching Hollyoaks should be allowed to vote, according to Labour.

Coalition returns £520k after 'honest PR misunderstanding'

THE coalition parties have returned £520,000 to which they had helped themselves, insisting they had honestly not realised how bad it would look.

We let in too many twats, says Bryant

SHADOW immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many twats have been allowed into the Labour Party.

Miliband recruits the Punisher

ED Miliband is hoping to invigorate the shadow cabinet with the appointment of Marvel Comics character the Punisher.

Crossrail net closing in on Boris

THE London Crossrail project could soon uncover the pit Boris Johnson uses to dispose of his enemies, it has been claimed.

'Job camps' are the final solution to unemployment, says Duncan Smith

IAIN Duncan Smith has decided to stop cocking about and just move the unemployed into special camps.