Politics
Brown Launches Bid For Terrorist Vote
GORDON Brown is pinning Labour's re-election hopes on securing the support of as many UK-based terrorists as possible, it emerged last night.
MPs Still Dicks
MEMBERS of Parliament are still dicks, it emerged last night.
MP Who Left Cancer-Stricken Wife For Mistress 'Did Not Break Any Rules'
THE Tory MP who had an affair while his wife was battling breast cancer last night insisted he had followed House of Commons rules 'to the letter'.
Harman's Husband Urged To Shag Her
THE husband of Labour's deputy leader Harriet Harman was last night urged to give her a right good seeing to.
Labour Manifesto To Focus On Bullying Injured Soldiers
GORDON Brown is pinning Labour's re-election hopes on a strategy of dragging injured soldiers through the courts and trying to steal their money.
Boris Johnson Keeps Gigantic Chicken
MAYOR of London Boris Johnson is the owner of a record-breaking chicken it emerged last night.
Prescott phone tap reveals obsession with chip butties and viagra
JOHN Prescott's obsession with chip butties and erection pills are no-one's business but his own, the former deputy prime minister said last night.
No-One To Phone A Radio Show Ever Again
PEOPLE across Britain last night agreed never to phone a radio show ever again in case Gordon Brown decides to visit them.