THE Liberal Democrats are to join forces with the Flat Earth Society after the two groups double-booked a function room in Brighton.
GOVERNMENT chief whip Andrew Mitchell is a serial abuser of public servants, it has emerged.
LIB DEM leader Nick Clegg has succeeded in believing the sincerity of his own apology.
MITT Romney’s presidential campaign suffered a blow today as footage emerged of him calling for the deportation of relatively short people.
NICK Clegg has apologised for having a moral viewpoint on something.
BORIS Johnson will become Prime Minister because he seems funny, it has been claimed.
PRESIDENTIAL hopeful Mitt Romney was constructed from four dead things, it has emerged.
REPUBLICAN candidate Mitt Romney has promised to hunt down and destroy resistance leader John Connor.