NIGEL Farage has named Vladimir Putin as his favourite politician and revealed that he often thinks of him while showering.
NICK Clegg and Nigel Farage have both admitted that they will have firearms at tonight's televised debate on Europe.
THE G7 summit of world leaders, held without Russia for the first time in 16 years, has been super relaxed.
ED Miliband has been urged to ‘be bold’ with the next Labour manifesto including tax reform, NHS funding and putting all the rich people up against a wall.
SELF-DECLARED bingo enthusiast Grant Shapps was actually thinking of hardcore pornography, it has emerged.
THE chancellor has declared that a new city is to be built following the principles of Osbornism.
ED Miliband is to deny you the right to make a cretinous, ill-informed choice about Europe.
TONY Blair is to give all his material possessions to the Labour Party.