LIAM Fox has apologised for putting his best friend in charge of the Royal Air Force.
DAVID Cameron was mired in controversy today after he accidentally forgot to tell you that you are brilliant.
THERESA May has demanded the Home Office be set free to do its vital work unhindered by reality.
GEORGE Osborne unveiled a series of steps to avoid a further credit crunch from a set of notes with 'chinny reckon' written on them.
THE Conservatives will spend the next three days trying desperately to portray themselves as ordinary humans.
THERE should be more good things and less bad things, Ed Miliband will announce today.
ED Balls will today attempt to convince Britain that we have him confused with that smug little prick who ruined everything.
GEORGE Osborne may as well admit he had a night of coke-fuelled hooker sex even if he didn't, it has emerged.