DAVID Cameron has unveiled his vision for the Little Society, consisting of the residents of Chipping Norton.
AN alleged conspiracy to unseat former chief whip Andrew Mitchell could go right to the heart of absolutely nothing, it has emerged.
GEORGE Osborne will today blame Britain's economic woes on a time-travelling politician from the year 2044.
NOVELTY mayor Boris Johnson has demanded a version of the European Union that came to him in a dream.
UKIP leader 'Nigel Farage' is a fictional parody of a raving idiot, it has emerged.