THE campaign to keep Britain in the EU is just a photo of Nigel Farage drinking some beer.
YOUNG voters are angry about being stereotyped as tolerant and liberal, it has emerged.
BULLIED young Conservatives have bonded over a shared desire to target their fellow Godforsaken wretches.
THE government is to build 200,000 second houses to help homeowners onto the buy-to-let ladder.
MIDDLE England has admitted the Tories are the baddies in a film, just like those lefties always claimed.
GEORGE Osborne has thanked the TaxPayers’ Alliance for its dead pensioners idea, but stressed he is ‘at least five moves ahead of them’.
THE Conservatives have chosen a statue of the Duke of Wellington riding a horse as their candidate for Mayor of London.
JEREMY Corbyn has celebrated his first two weeks of not being assassinated by the British establishment.