THE prime minister has promised he has ruled nothing out in negotiations with the EU, including a decade-long transcontinental war.
POLICEMEN have admitted they enjoy Typhoo tea, the comedian Jethro and Sweet & Spicy Pot Noodles.
ED Miliband has revealed that he is struggling to keep up with his packed diary of PR blunders.
SCOTLAND to tax its millionaires because they could never find anywhere nicer to live.
TACTICAL voters no longer have any idea who they are meant to be voting for or who they are trying to keep out, they have admitted.
UKIP leader Nigel Farage has begged the Government to just let him take over now because he is too excited to wait any longer.
ED Miliband is now less convincing than a former member of Hear’Say.
BRITAIN is to take the idea of the ‘cashless’ economy a step further by becoming a moneyless economy, George Osborne has announced.