TORY leader Dave Cameron has revealed he enjoys watching 'erotic thrillers' on late night television after the wife has gone to bed.
GORDON Brown was today waiting for opinion poll results that will reveal whether or not Britain really is that stupid.
DIMWITS and mediocrities too stupid to get a proper job are not above the law, according to a legal expert.
HALF of all MPs will be forced to repay expenses while the other half have somehow managed to lie their way out of it, according to a report published today.
CHANCELLOR Alistair Darling has been forced to scrap his deficit reduction plan, admitting it was based entirely on sales of Billy Bragg's Between the Wars EP.
LABOUR was dealt a blow today as two senior party figures claimed Gordon Brown was still prime minister.