BURNING Fortnum and Mason to the ground is a more credible alternative to the budget cuts than Ed Miliband, a survey has found.
GEORGE Osborne will today let the average family look at £45 of their own money as it travels from the Treasury to British Gas.
WILLIAM Hague was under fresh attack last night after raising the terrible spectre of his mojo.
David Cameron and Nick Clegg will today set out their opposing views on
the mechanism by which the House of Commons is filled with
thieves, cretins and weirdos.
THE Tories get all of their money from people who are not hellish keen on left-wing politics, it emerged today.
CHANCELLOR George Osborne will rethink an April fuel price rise after acknowledging its effects on his ability to live.
THE economy contracts when cold, like a scrotum, chancellor George Osborne said last night.
FORMER Number 10 press chief Andy Coulson must have known about his own resignation, the Guardian claimed today.