THERE has, of late, been talk that I may soon take ownership of the Conservative Party.
THE Daily Mail’s successful campaign to charge for plastic bags has confirmed that the tabloid newspaper is effectively running the country.
THE inquiry into the Iraq war will leave out parts of the transcript where Tony Blair and George W Bush were exchanging bedroom intimacies.
DAVID Cameron has used cutlery to slice a bacon roll into fine slivers.
HUGE crowds demanding the resignation of Nick Clegg have gathered in London for demonstrations being called the 'English Spring'.
PARTY leaders are to meet with prejudiced nans after it emerged they were responsible for the UKIP landslide.
NICK Clegg has refused to resign as Lib Dem leader but has admitted he is absolutely shit at it.
ALL schools will teach Michael Gove’s self-published novels about talking dragons and happy housewives.