We let in too many twats, says Bryant

SHADOW immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many twats have been allowed into the Labour Party.

Miliband recruits the Punisher

ED Miliband is hoping to invigorate the shadow cabinet with the appointment of Marvel Comics character the Punisher.

Crossrail net closing in on Boris

THE London Crossrail project could soon uncover the pit Boris Johnson uses to dispose of his enemies, it has been claimed.

'Job camps' are the final solution to unemployment, says Duncan Smith

IAIN Duncan Smith has decided to stop cocking about and just move the unemployed into special camps.

The Labour-Falkirk controversy explained

A bullet-point guide to Labour's troubles in a place called 'Falkirk'.