Politics
Brown And Cameron Just Embarrassing
GORDON Brown and David Cameron were incredibly embarrassing yesterday.
Brown Thinks He Is The Fonz
PRIME minister Gordon Brown was going around last night totally thinking he's the Fonz.
Mandelson Undermining Brown Without Even Realising He Is Doing It
PETER Mandelson last night admitted he was probably undermining the prime minister every time he opens his mouth.
Revealing Plan Would Ruin It, Says Cameron
BRITAIN breathed sigh of relief last night as Tory leader David Cameron said he had a plan.
Tories Lock Norman Lamont In Large Wooden Box
THE Tories last night staked their claim as the party of economic competence by locking former chancellor Norman Lamont in a great big box.
Kelly To Spend More Time With Spikey Chain Thing
OPUS Dei transport secretary Ruth Kelly is to resign from the cabinet to spend more time with that spikey chain thing they strap round the top of their thighs.
Live Coverage Of Brown's Final Conference Speech - Live!
ONCE again, the Daily Mash books you a front row seat to history in the actual making. Today Gordon Brown delivers his last ever speech to a Labour conference. Will it be really great, or will everyone start shouting 'get off, you jowly freak'? We'll bring you minute by minute highlights as we try to stay with it, all the way through to the end...
Darling To Kickstart Economy With 30 Million One Pound Coins
ALISTAIR Darling is to boost Britain's faltering economy by giving 30 million one pound coins to poor people.