Blair to donate everything he owns to Labour

TONY Blair is to give all his material possessions to the Labour Party.

Miliband’s home-help is foul-mouthed little Scottish woman

ED Miliband has admitted to employing a nasty little Scottish woman to help around the house.

Clegg and Farage to debate whose party is the weirdest

NICK Clegg and Nigel Farage are to argue in public about which of their two parties contains the most freaks.

Cameron, Miliband and Clegg urged to rule out all forms of government

BRITAIN’S three main political parties have been urged to rule out any kind of government whatsoever after the next election.

North Sea oil demands independence from Scotland

THE North Sea's oil and gas fields have mounted a campaign to cut all ties with Scotland and govern themselves.

Cameron reading Murder in the Cathedral

DAVID Cameron has been seen flicking through an old copy of a play about the king having a bishop killed.

Welfare reform is Luke Skywalker, says Cameron

THE prime minister has claimed that welfare reform offers ‘new hope, like Luke Skywalker at the beginning of Star Wars’.

Economic recovery delivers poll boost for nutters

THE economic recovery is finally paying dividends for Britain’s craziest political nutjobs.