GORDON Brown and David Cameron were incredibly embarrassing yesterday.
PRIME minister Gordon Brown was going around last night totally thinking he's the Fonz.
PETER Mandelson last night admitted he was probably undermining the prime minister every time he opens his mouth.
BRITAIN breathed sigh of relief last night as Tory leader David Cameron said he had a plan.
THE Tories last night staked their claim as the party of economic competence by locking former chancellor Norman Lamont in a great big box.
OPUS Dei transport secretary Ruth Kelly is to resign from the cabinet to spend more time with that spikey chain thing they strap round the top of their thighs.
ONCE again, the Daily Mash books you a front row seat to history in the actual making. Today Gordon Brown delivers his last ever speech to a Labour conference. Will it be really great, or will everyone start shouting 'get off, you jowly freak'? We'll bring you minute by minute highlights as we try to stay with it, all the way through to the end...
ALISTAIR Darling is to boost Britain's faltering economy by giving 30 million one pound coins to poor people.