PRESIDENTIAL hopeful Mitt Romney was constructed from four dead things, it has emerged.
REPUBLICAN candidate Mitt Romney has promised to hunt down and destroy resistance leader John Connor.
A CONFLICT over the quickest way to the supermarket is the latest rift in the ever-weakening coalition.
AN 11-year-old boy who is pretty good at maths and careful with money has been tipped as George Osborne’s replacement.
DAVID Cameron is in floods of tears today after having taken Ecstasy with Boris Johnson at the Olympics closing ceremony.
RADICAL boundary changes by the Conservative party will make it mathematically impossible for Labour to win an election, it has emerged.
FOLLOWING his failure to push through House of Lords reform, Nick Clegg is to attempt less ambitious things like making roast potatoes.
REPUBLICAN presidential candidate Mitt Romney has concluded a visit to Russia by relieving himself on the casket containing the enbalmed body of Lenin.