David Cameron and Nick Clegg will today set out their opposing views on
the mechanism by which the House of Commons is filled with
thieves, cretins and weirdos.
THE Tories get all of their money from people who are not hellish keen on left-wing politics, it emerged today.
CHANCELLOR George Osborne will rethink an April fuel price rise after acknowledging its effects on his ability to live.
THE economy contracts when cold, like a scrotum, chancellor George Osborne said last night.
FORMER Number 10 press chief Andy Coulson must have known about his own resignation, the Guardian claimed today.
A POLICE protection officer has been suspended after destroying Britain's relationship with not having to look at Ed Balls.
DEPUTY prime minister Nick Clegg was last night told to stop thinking about stuff.
MANY more MPs are expected to admit fraud in a bid to get away from whining, busy-body constituents.