CHANCELLOR George Osborne will rethink an April fuel price rise after acknowledging its effects on his ability to live.
THE economy contracts when cold, like a scrotum, chancellor George Osborne said last night.
FORMER Number 10 press chief Andy Coulson must have known about his own resignation, the Guardian claimed today.
A POLICE protection officer has been suspended after destroying Britain's relationship with not having to look at Ed Balls.
DEPUTY prime minister Nick Clegg was last night told to stop thinking about stuff.
MANY more MPs are expected to admit fraud in a bid to get away from whining, busy-body constituents.
CHANCELLOR George Osborne is to put an end to excessive bank bonuses with an angry poem about shame.
THE millions of people who said Vince Cable was exactly the sort of
politician this country needs were last night looking like a bunch of