VOTERS have got the feeling they have seen UKIP's first MP somewhere before.
THE Liberal Democrat conference has recreated the sleazy atmosphere of an old-fashioned adult movie cinema.
BRITAIN will accept diminished civil rights if it means less Russell Brand on the television, it has emerged.
IAIN Duncan Smith is tipped to win a bet on who can come up with the most idiotic idea at the Tory conference.
DAVID Cameron has reached out to Britain’s everyday bastard-in-the-street.
THE Labour Party conference is to be repeated until more than a handful of people pay attention.
SCOTLAND is to relax restrictions on the hunting of anyone who voted 'No'.
ED Miliband has introduced Britain to ‘Keith’, his invisible working class friend.