DAVID Cameron is back in Britain and feeling refreshed after enjoying his proper holiday with millionaire aristocrats.
GORDON Brown received a boost yesterday after Labour's former deputy leader compared him to the frozen food giant Captain Birdseye.
HE has thrown down a coded gauntlet to Gordon Brown, but does David Miliband really have what it takes to be prime minister for a few weeks towards the end of the year?
LABOUR backbenchers are preparing to ditch Gordon Brown and place their electoral fortunes in the hands of the most God-awful cow.
ALLIES of Gordon Brown believe the prime minister will recover in the polls as soon as Britain is hit by a devastating animal disease.
GORDON Brown is facing an autumn challenge to his leadership from a particularly virulent case of anal warts.
THE Treasury is to relax its rules on borrowing after seeing a television advert featuring Carol Vorderman.
GORDON Brown and David Cameron both considered resigning from their posts after being forced to spend another summer holiday in Britain, it was claimed last night.