DIRTY bombs are nowhere near as dirty as some of the stuff you can get on cable, home secretary Jacqui Smith said last night.
GORDON Brown last night added the attack on the home of Sir Fred Goodwin to the list of things that are not his fault.
GORDON Brown today apologised for not being even more intelligent than he so obviously is.
LORD Mandelson has been given a resounding answer to his question of who the fuck Starbucks boss Howard Schultz thinks he is.
GORDON Brown last night ordered his minions to fetch him a fresh bank.
PRIME minister Gordon Brown is displaying the classic symptoms of recession, doctors warned last night.
CAROL Vorderman is to head a Conservative Party taskforce to help people work out if debt consolidation loans are really such a good idea after all.