Being completely dependent on China for everything ‘fine’

THE business secretary has confirmed that being dependent on China for steel, energy and all other products is a flawless long-term plan. 

Welfare cuts are 'none of your business', says Osborne

GEORGE Osborne has refused to discuss how much wants to take from the poor to give to the rich because it is his ‘private business’.

FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women Hostile to Corbyn 2016 leaked

THE annual list of the 100 Sexiest Women on Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘hostile group’ list has been leaked to the media.

Corbyn turns down free pot of gold

JEREMY Corbyn ignored a leprechaun’s offer of a huge amount of free gold, it has emerged.

Duncan Smith in desperate bid to avoid his own reflection

IAIN Duncan Smith is today trying desperately to drown out the voices in his head and avoid seeing himself in a mirror.

I forgot to resign over benefit cuts last year, confirms Duncan Smith

IAIN Duncan Smith would have resigned over benefit cuts last year, but got distracted by ‘stuff’.

Government to struggle on without Duncan Smith’s warmth and charm

DAVID Cameron’s government is in crisis after losing its most popular member.

Osborne's words obscured by desire to punch him in face

GEORGE Osborne has said some things but you are more interested in what it would feel like to belt him, it has emerged.