THE man who confronted Tony Blair at the Leveson Inquiry yesterday was carrying the only weapon on earth that can kill the former PM, it has emerged.
FANTASY battle game Warhammer is a serious military simulation, according to Labour leader Ed Miliband.
HER Majesty Queen Elizabeth II delivered her speech to Parliament while rolling her eyes and sighing theatrically.
THE last two years of government don’t count because the coalition didn’t ‘Simon says’, according to David Cameron.
DAVID Cameron rounded off his spirited performance in the Commons yesterday by smacking a vagrant in the throat.
ED Miliband is a definitely an oddball, according to most of the people who were in Room With a View.
EDUCATION secretary Michael Gove has a surprising amount of upper body strength, it has emerged.
GOVERNMENT warnings of a fuel shortage have proved to be uncannily accurate.