ED MILIBAND’S former girlfriends are the key issue swaying floating voters in the general election. But who are the ex-lovers of this goggle-eyed North London pervert?
DAVID Cameron is finally realising he only became prime minister because Britain could not stand another second of Gordon Brown.
A MAN is opposed to the European Union because it has turned women into feminists who will not go out with him.
TONY Blair has given his unequivocal, 14 per cent backing to Ed Miliband.
DAVID Cameron has apologised after being caught on tape describing a lamb he had just fed as 'bigoted'.
VOTERS in England last night found themselves terrorised and seduced by a medium sized Scottish woman.
DAVID Cameron has urged Britain to get into the spirit of the general election instead of accusing him of lying.
DAVID Cameron and Ed Miliband have confirmed that one of them is going to be prime minister in a few weeks.