THE prime minister has announced £10 billion in groundbreaking legacy projects that will fail massively when someone else is in charge.
ED Miliband has admitted that he's still looking for the moment that will indelibly define him as a bell-end.
EXCITED Britons have been rushing to see their favourite Labour politicians at the party conference in Brighton.
THE Liberal Democrats' 2015 election promises have been put into a metal tube and blasted into the heart of the solar system.
FORMER cabinet minister Chris Huhne has been forced to admit he is basically a modern day Christ.
PRESIDENT Obama has arranged for David Cameron to hold his jacket during a heated exchange on Syria with Vladimir Putin.
DAVID Cameron has been assessed as 'fit for work' despite claims of crippling back pain.