Clegg and Farage both packing heat

NICK Clegg and Nigel Farage have both admitted that they will have firearms at tonight's televised debate on Europe.

G7 summit a lot more chilled

THE G7 summit of world leaders, held without Russia for the first time in 16 years, has been super relaxed.

Labour manifesto ‘should include thing about killing all the rich people’

ED Miliband has been urged to ‘be bold’ with the next Labour manifesto including tax reform, NHS funding and putting all the rich people up against a wall.

Bingo is my personal slang for porn, says Grant Shapps

SELF-DECLARED bingo enthusiast Grant Shapps was actually thinking of hardcore pornography, it has emerged.

George Osborne announces Osborne City

THE chancellor has declared that a new city is to be built following the principles of Osbornism.

Miliband denies your right to make massively ill-informed decision

ED Miliband is to deny you the right to make a cretinous, ill-informed choice about Europe.

Blair to donate everything he owns to Labour

TONY Blair is to give all his material possessions to the Labour Party.

Miliband’s home-help is foul-mouthed little Scottish woman

ED Miliband has admitted to employing a nasty little Scottish woman to help around the house.