CEREAL boxes are to run a competition to finish the sentence 'Brexit means…what?', it has emerged.
THE prime minister has resolved that 2017 will be a year when she proposes and gets voted through Parliament a single successful policy.
BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, Theresa May has confirmed.
THE cherished British right for government spies to have full access to our emails has been snatched away by the despotic European Court.
A BREXIT voter has explained that actually, far from Britain owing the EU £50 billion, they will pay that exact sum to us.
JEREMY Corbyn has congratulated himself on a year in which he delivered outstanding home-made preserves.
A VANLOAD of Dalmatians was delivered in secret to Downing Street, it has emerged.
THERESA May has promised to give a full and clear explanation of her Brexit plan in the form of a modern dance routine.