Politics

Boris has Marxist column ready to go in case that becomes popular

BORIS Johnson has prepared a magazine article about how great Marxism is, it has emerged.

Terrifying headmistress quite prepared to make Scotland re-sit referendum

SCOTLAND must keep re-sitting its referendum until it puts the right answer, according to its headmistress.

SNP announces second instalment of Independence Day trilogy

THE second part of Scotland’s Indyref trilogy will reach audiences before 2019, Nicola Sturgeon has announced.

Foreign policy ‘entirely based on 70s war comics’

BORIS Johnson’s strategy for dealing with other countries is based on his collection of children’s war comics, he has revealed.

MPs to debate massive disaster then do it anyway

MPS have welcomed plans to discuss Brexit in depth then just do it anyway.

Corbyn submits note from mum for Brexit debate

JEREMY Corbyn cannot take part in a parliamentary Brexit debate because of his asthma, a note from his mother has confirmed.

You definitely voted to lose £66 billion a year, May tells Britain

THE prime minister has told Britain it knew full well it was voting to shrink its economy between 5 and 10 per cent, so no further debate is required.

Tories urged to publish list of their idiot time wasters

THE Conservative Party has been urged to publish a list of its most useless and idiotic politicians whose ideas can safely be ignored.