Hammond accidentally reveals red briefcase contains his erotic short stories

PHILIP Hammond's red briefcase has fallen open to reveal the manuscript of an erotic short story book he has been writing.

Scotland and Wales join judges on ‘enemies of the people’ list

THE populations of Scotland and Wales have joined the UK legal system as enemies of the people for interfering in Brexit.

Everyone to blame for twats like Trump 'except the people who vote for them'

PEOPLE who disagree with Donald Trump and Nigel Farage are responsible for their success rather than the gullible idiots who vote for them, the media have decided.

Man who ‘doesn’t care’ about election acting like some sort of Buddha

A MAN is irritating his colleagues by being self-consciously indifferent to the presidential election.

Brexiters set up demented ‘people’s courts’

BREXIT supporters have set up a network of 'people’s courts' where justice is based on popular opinion.

Shame to waste Corbyn on a snap election, says May

THERESA May does not want a snap general election because it would be a waste of Jeremy Corbyn, she has confirmed.

This is tyranny not democracy, says party with single MP

UKIP has asserted that democracy can only be upheld if everyone does what they and their single MP demands.

The people voted for a military coup, says Theresa May

THE UK has already voted for the overthrow by force of Parliament, the House of Lords and the judiciary, the prime minister has asserted.