Politics

You wouldn't like being socially mobile, says government

PEOPLE just become confused and upset if they rise above their existing social class, the government has claimed.

David Davis pays £50m to get out of gym contract

BREXIT secretary David Davis has happily paid over £50 million to cancel his contract at Fitness First.

Jacob Rees-Mogg 'viewed lithographs of Victorian ladies' ankles'

JACOB Rees-Mogg perused lithographs showing the bare ankles of Victorian strumpets in his constituency office, it has been claimed.

Britain reluctantly defends May against insane fascist

THE nation has reluctantly come to the defence of Theresa May after she was attacked for totally unfair reasons for once.

It took six months and a lot of work but we’ve caved completely, says David Davis

BREXIT minister David Davis has proudly told Britain that after six months of tough negotiating he has given in to every single one of the EU’s demands. 

Trump 'Pocahontas' comment part of move towards family-friendly racial slurs

PRESIDENT Trump’s latest racial slur is part of a White House strategy to make his offensive comments more accessible to the whole family.

Social media 'distorts truth' says man who used bus covered in lies

SOCIAL media 'distorts' the truth, according to a man who duped millions of people with a big red bus covered in deliberate lies.

If you're all so poor, how come the pubs are so bloody full? by Philip Hammond

You people magically pluck banknotes from the air to drink solidly from six till midnight. You're walking bloody economic miracles.