BRITAIN'S flocks are at risk of being devastated by an enormous wolf, David Cameron has warned.
ZAC Goldsmith is throwing gold bars through 90-inch televisions after losing the race to be London mayor.
MODERATE Labour MPs wielding knives are asking if Labour’s results are bad enough to slaughter Jeremy Corbyn.
TORY London mayoral candidate Zac Goldsmith has locked himself in a toilet with a book of Latin poetry and some truffles.
VOTERS are heading to polling stations to decide if the nation will stay in the EU, before discovering that one is next month.
RESCUING child refugees is the sort of sentimental nonsense that belongs in films, senior Tories have confirmed.
BORIS Johnson has escalated his war on Barack Obama by claiming the US President stole his bike.
IT IS time for changeling Michael Gove to return to his own kind, according to malevolent woodland sprites.