AN 11-year-old boy who is pretty good at maths and careful with money has been tipped as George Osborne’s replacement.
DAVID Cameron is in floods of tears today after having taken Ecstasy with Boris Johnson at the Olympics closing ceremony.
RADICAL boundary changes by the Conservative party will make it mathematically impossible for Labour to win an election, it has emerged.
FOLLOWING his failure to push through House of Lords reform, Nick Clegg is to attempt less ambitious things like making roast potatoes.
REPUBLICAN presidential candidate Mitt Romney has concluded a visit to Russia by relieving himself on the casket containing the enbalmed body of Lenin.
MP AIDAN Burley last night reassured friends that he is still on schedule to be prime minister by 2017.
MEMBERS of the United Nations met last night to discuss the crisis threatening to engulf the Twilight saga.
GORDON Brown was painfully probed by aliens at the behest of Tony Blair, government files have revealed.