LOUISE Mensch has become the number one cause of odd, conflicted stirrings among Guardian readers, according to a new poll.
DAILY Telegraph columnist Boris Johnson does not like being mayor of London anymore, it has been confirmed.
ED Miliband has begun his mental collapse more than three months ahead of schedule.
DAVID Cameron showed an unexpected level of front by calling out 200,000 heavily-armed killers yesterday.
GEORGE Osborne is to ring-fence the part of your brain that does not want to spend money on loads of stuff.
BARONESS Thatcher has agreed to meet Sarah Palin if she can whack her
with a big stick every time she says something stupid.
THE debate over government cutbacks took a dramatic turn last night after they were attacked by some people who have never liked them.
THE House of Commons has staged a landmark debate on whether that Imogen Thomas knew what she was doing all along, so she did.