GOVERNMENT warnings of a fuel shortage have proved to be uncannily accurate.
DAVID Cameron's aides have spent the day fielding thousands of offers to buy ten seconds alone with him.
OLD people must bear the burden of the top rate tax cut because they are so good at it, George Osborne has insisted.
GEORGE Osborne has pledged to crack down on tax avoidance by pretending to be Hulk Hogan.
DAVID Cameron has outlined plans to pass the largest buck in British history.
GEORGE Osborne will next week make life at least 10 per cent better for people who have nothing to worry about.
KEN Livingstone has pledged to boost childcare for Londoners with the introduction of magic nannies.
ED Miliband's ability to be prime minster has been eaten by an alsatian.