LABOUR backbenchers are preparing to ditch Gordon Brown and place their electoral fortunes in the hands of the most God-awful cow.
ALLIES of Gordon Brown believe the prime minister will recover in the polls as soon as Britain is hit by a devastating animal disease.
GORDON Brown is facing an autumn challenge to his leadership from a particularly virulent case of anal warts.
THE Treasury is to relax its rules on borrowing after seeing a television advert featuring Carol Vorderman.
GORDON Brown and David Cameron both considered resigning from their posts after being forced to spend another summer holiday in Britain, it was claimed last night.
THE government last night dismissed fears over its massive, evil database insisting it would only ever be used to peer into the very depths of your soul.
GORDON Brown has outlined plans to recapture the political agenda by acting like your old gran.
A YEAR long review of the rules governing MPs’ expenses last night concluded that you are a complete twat.