GORDON Brown last night said he was amazed to discover that Britain had quite a lot of immigrants.
IF the answer to Britain's economic problems is Vince Cable then what are the schools like in the Dordogne, it was claimed last night.
FOUR Labour MPs have claimed expenses for getting caught offering to peddle their influence to the highest bidder like common whores.
BRITAIN'S biggest trade union today ordered Gordon Brown to describe it as 'deplorable'.
NICK Clegg has pledged to raise the amount of semen coating the inside of Britain's tube socks by at least a fifth.
THE Conservative Party leadership are to shift the focus of their election campaign to securing the support of their own wives.