ED Miliband has been urged to ‘be bold’ with the next Labour manifesto including tax reform, NHS funding and putting all the rich people up against a wall.
SELF-DECLARED bingo enthusiast Grant Shapps was actually thinking of hardcore pornography, it has emerged.
THE chancellor has declared that a new city is to be built following the principles of Osbornism.
ED Miliband is to deny you the right to make a cretinous, ill-informed choice about Europe.
TONY Blair is to give all his material possessions to the Labour Party.
ED Miliband has admitted to employing a nasty little Scottish woman to help around the house.
NICK Clegg and Nigel Farage are to argue in public about which of their two parties contains the most freaks.
BRITAIN’S three main political parties have been urged to rule out any kind of government whatsoever after the next election.