THE stupidest people in Newark were bereft today after being denied the chance to vote for Nigel Farage.
UKIP leader Nigel Farage says he cannot understand how the party keeps choosing candidates with sociopathic opinions.
UKIP leader Nigel Farage has rejected criticism of the party’s latest poster campaign, assuring people they have absolutely no idea.
BRITONS are outraged about being forced to look up Maria Miller on the internet.
CULTURE secretary Maria Miller has claimed the £1.2 million profit from her taxpayer-funded second home was spent on 'loads of culture'.
BRITAIN is backing Nigel Farage’s plan to send the country through a wormhole to an alternate universe where everything is perfect forever.
LABOUR leader Ed Miliband is to embrace his weird side by dressing like a member of 70s collective Funkadelic.
GEORGE Osborne is to use his school and family connections to get everyone into easy, well-paid work.