THE prime minister has warned Donald Trump she may have the upper hand in negotiations because she was head girl of her grammar school.
THE note of rising dread in the prime minister’s voice as she tells the Commons a Brexit White Paper is ready is the UK’s new lullaby.
LAWYERS have advised the government that a parliamentary bill consisting of a single word would be open to legal challenge.
THE Supreme Court has confirmed that the UK’s regional parliaments and assemblies can fuck off.
ANYONE caught Brexiting will go to prison, the Supreme Court has ruled.
THE Supreme Court has ruled that Brexit is an incredibly confusing load of bollocks.
BORIS Johnson’s incessant flow of unfunny xenophobic remarks is perfect for Brexit negotiations, it has been claimed.
THERESA May has been told that yesterday's speech was great fun but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.