THE government has announced that child poverty is now known as infant cash flow problems.
IAIN Duncan Smith has been reprimanded for firing a machine gun into the air following yesterday's budget speech.
THE Labour leadership favourite was created using Photoshop and a computer programmed regional accent, it has emerged.
THE boy who will be Britain’s next Labour Prime Minister in 2056 turned 10 years old yesterday.
DAVID Cameron has decisively moved a Post-it note reading “Action on Syria?!?” to eye-level on his fridge door.
CHILD poverty was created by Lionel Bart for the 1968 musical Oliver!, the work and pensions secretary has claimed.
GEORGE Osborne has told anti-austerity protestors to knock themselves out when it comes to marching.
JEREMY Corbyn is fighting to secure the 35 nominations he needs to fail in his leadership bid.