Politics

‘Look at me! I’m picking a fight!’ says May

THE prime minister has demanded everyone in Britain look at her as she picks a fight with the EU that she will certainly lose.

Just like anyone else who is terrible at their job, I’m not a quitter, says May 


THE prime minister has confirmed that she is not a quitter but someone who continues in a job far beyond her competency causing immense damage.

Pro-Brexit MP explodes in Commons

A PRO-BREXIT MP has exploded mid-speech in the House of Commons.

Brexiter writing his own impact report based on patriotism

A BREXIT supporter sick of government negativity is writing his own Brexit impact report, based on his love of Britain. 

Please don’t make me be Prime Minister, begs Corbyn

JEREMY Corbyn has pleaded with Britain not to make him the prime minister under any circumstances.

Driver who asked Theresa May for directions 'wished he was dead'

A DRIVER who took a wrong turn said he bitterly regrets asking directions from a woman who turned out to be the prime minister.

Rees-Mogg launches steampunk revolution

JACOB Rees-Mogg is to take over Britain at the head of a steampunk army.