DAVID Cameron has reached out to Britain’s everyday bastard-in-the-street.
THE Labour Party conference is to be repeated until more than a handful of people pay attention.
SCOTLAND is to relax restrictions on the hunting of anyone who voted 'No'.
ED Miliband has introduced Britain to ‘Keith’, his invisible working class friend.
WALES has voted overwhelmingly to carry on being rude to visitors.
DAVID Cameron has agreed to let Edinburgh and London take turns running the country.
MPs have pledged that voters will never again be given the power to actually change anything.
DAVID Cameron has listed more than 400 Scottish things, including Take The High Road, Finlays Crisps and Runrig, in a final desperate plea for the Union.