Politics

I had sex with a woman, says Miliband

LABOUR leader Ed Miliband has claimed to have done it with a girl.

Labour leadership reform 'will prevent Milibands'

LABOUR is to change the way it elects its leader in the hope it will result in the election of a leader.

Recession preferable to smug Osborne

GRINDING financial hardship is preferable to seeing George Osborne looking pleased with himself, Britons have decided.

Tony Blair just won't f*ck off

FORMER Prime Minister Tony Blair is stubbornly refusing to let Britain move on.

World Economic Forum agrees Pringles too expensive

THE World Economic Forum is meeting in Davos to discuss what can be done about the rising cost of Pringles.

Rennard scandal could hopefully destroy Lib Dems

THE scandal surrounding Lord Rennard could bring an end to the Lib Dems, it was hoped last night.

Women ‘should be banned’

WOMEN are too much trouble and should be banned, UKIP leader Nigel Farage has claimed.

Earth's crust full of Romanians, says Cameron

DAVID Cameron has urged voters to embrace fracking as a way of flushing Romanians out of the ground.