Politics

Camerons have 'the porn chat' on live TV

DAVID and Samantha Cameron have demonstrated to the UK how to discuss opting in for internet pornography.

Miliband ‘urged Co-op boss to buy more crack’

ED Miliband told former Co-op Bank chairman Paul Flowers to buy 'as much crack cocaine as he could possibly afford'.

Tories seen less as 'party of the rich' than 'bunch of pricks'

YOUNGER voters associate the Conservatives with prickish behaviour, according to new research.

UKIP donor buys 300-foot floating dog

MILLIONAIRE Paul Sykes has followed up his pledge to fund UKIP with more outlandish and pointless spending.

George Osborne to announce cuts while covered in diamonds

GEORGE Osborne is to announce multi-billion pound service cuts with more than 16,000 white diamonds glued to his body.

Iain Duncan Smith to stack all those shelves himself

THE Work and Pensions Secretary is to spend the next 4,570 nights stacking shelves at Poundland.

Cameron's cabinet mostly Eastern Europeans

THE Prime Minister has admitted that 60% of his cabinet are immigrants from Eastern Europe.

Energy debate halted by blackout

ENERGY executives have escaped a grilling after a power cut at the Houses of Parliament.