THE referendum ballot paper includes an option for voters whose priority is not upsetting their friends, officials have explained.
BRITAIN faces a tumultuous decision today because of a relatively small number of annoying, obsessive twats, experts have confirmed.
FATHER-OF-TWO Tom Logan is to front the 'Don't Know' campaign, it has emerged.
RECYCLING propaganda images from the Nazis is the environmentally responsible thing to do, says Nigel Farage.
NIGEL Farage has faced Bob Geldof in a pitched battle on the Thames, just like the fortune-teller said.
RUPERT Murdoch has called a press conference at Downing Street where he will order a vote for Brexit.
PRO-EU campaigners have unveiled a new slate of wildly unpopular politicians in a bid to boost the Remain vote.
THE bullshit thing nobody took seriously is probably going to occur, it has been claimed.
- Farage cackling maniacally in front of bonfire
- Boris Johnson looks like ‘future prime minister of broken, war-torn remains of Britain’
- Man secretly glad he’s missed EU vote registration deadline
- Paranoid terrorist-loving dickhead lunatic imagines media is against him
- Nation ready to do whatever beer mat says